tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-255448052011-04-21T21:11:41.600+02:00Impetuous. Verbose. Political.Your Friend FancyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04161388330371769097noreply@blogger.comBlogger1311100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25544805.post-78292034083200284612008-12-02T01:33:00.002+01:002008-12-02T01:43:55.095+01:00

Dear Readers,Come out to support Congressman Ciro Rodriguez at at birthday bash this Sunday.There WILL NOT be:*Cheesy party hats*Pin the tail on the donkey*Pressure to buy a thoughtful gift from Walgreens an hour prior (whatev, you know you do!)There WILL be:*Cash bar (it's a fundraiser, sheesh...)*Music and dancing (maybe we can request a little ABBA?!)*Important, good-looking, single men and

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I love Christmas. And (I would hope) YOU fine folks love me. So here is a fun gift guide sure to ingratiate yourselves into my heart... and if not-- provide a few fun ideas for the fam.Gift: Gin and Titonic ice cube trayPerfect for: Anyone that gets a giggle from Arctic carnage, me, alcoholicsBuy it at: PerpetualKid.com $6.99Gift: Dog and Cat CameraPerfect for: People not quite ready to go on

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Dear Readers,I was really happy and honored to volunteer today at the Palmer Events Center in Austin for the HEB Feast of Sharing. Over 10,000 Austinites of every race, color and creed were welcomed in and offered a free hot meal, a free phone call home and access to the United Way to help in applying for any public assistance they might be able to qualify for.This is my 5th year to volunteer and

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I interupt my usual snarkiness to invite everyone in the Austin area to either eat or volunteer tonight at the 11th Annual HEB Feast of Sharing.Tonight, HEB (for my out of state readers-- it's a grocery store... like Piggly Wiggly) will be feeding thousands of needy Austinites a completely free and completely tasty hot meal. Seriously... the stuffing is what dreams are made of...This has been a

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Via New York MagazineMiddle-aged white people remark about the election of Obama in ways that only middle-aged white people can understand...Personal fave? Leon Wieseltier from the New Republic:I woke up the next morning still under the spell of solidarity and love. Idecided to make the spell last. I gave away my tickets to a performance of somelate Shostakovich quartets, because for once I was

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Via the Associated PressA woman in Michigan decided that instead of "spreading the wealth" of Halloween goodies she would just pass out candy to McCain supporters."TV station WJBK says a sign outside Nagel's house warned: 'No handouts for Obama supporters, liars, tricksters or kids of supporters.'Nagel calls Democrat Barack Obama "scary." When asked about children who were turned away

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Via the Associated PressOnly in America, folks. Joe the plumber has gotten himself some peeps to help him navigate the muddy waters of his new found celebrity... first item of business for the PR team?? Dispelling those nasty rumors... No, not the ones about owing the government money or plunging bowls without proper licenses..."He's not doing a country record," [his manager] said flatly

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Via Austin American StatesmanA poll from the UT School of Government finds that around 25% of its responders are stupid think that Barack Obama is a Muslim... even after hearing only a million times that he isn't...Of course, this begs the obvious question... So effing what if he was?!

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Via Associated PressYou better work! And if you live in Vietnam you better have a rack...A new law in an effort to skeeve out all women to promote the health and wellness of its citizens will mandate that smaller chested women not operate motorbikes.I'm not sure how they would enforce that...On an unrelated note, Vietnamese boys can't wait to grow up to be cops.

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Via Passive-Aggressive NotesI love her dismissive tone toward the drugs, followed with the accusation of pilfered transparent tape... I agree though... I hate re-buying a roll of Scotch tape only to find that your pot-head toddler had it all along.

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http://www.restaurants.com/ offers discounted giftcards for a buncha places...Ordinarily, you pay $10 and get $25-- and that's swell. But now until Halloween if you enter TREATS in the promo code box you get 80% off... which is unfrickin' real... for the mathematically challenged.. you can get $250 bucks of culinary yum yum for $20... So you can take me to Aquarelle for some delicious 4-star

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Via LifeHackerThe new webapp "Gentrify" cross-references a bunch of stuff on the tubes and shows you where you can live with the fewest rabble. In their words, "helps the elite urban bourgeois find their natural habitats."Seeing the glass half-full... this could be especially useful when we all lose our jobs and have to start looting... Now, I'll be able to see which neighborhoods have the

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Via AMC's blogThank you shitty economy... first you ruin my job prospects and now you screw with Radar?!Apparently, the kind and compassionate HR peeps at my 6th fave online gossip blog told everyone of their unemployment at 1pm and instructed them to be out at 3pm. That's hardly enough time to steal office supplies and pop off the "F" and "U" keys from your keyboard...More tragic? Wonkette

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Palin is 'going rogue,' McCain aide saysSounds kinda hot...

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CBark and Campbell Brown, love that gubernatorial slouch he's rockin'.Via CNNI once met Charles Barkley... if by meeting someone it means that you drunkenly shout their name in a casino and outstretch your arms for a hug... we're practically cousins.(He was in the high-roller poker section at the Mandalay Bay-- I was playing 50 cent video poker and drinking watered down Cosmos.)

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So when we last left our heroine I was living in San Antonio, hanging out with peeps and trying to get my dogs to share the bed...Little different these days... well, my dogs still hog the bed... but that won't change.

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Good God, this is funny.

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The cringe-worthy explanation of why proximity to Russia is a valid foreign policy credential. Please, Baby Chuy, do not let this woman have missile codes...watching this clip on YouTube was physically painful. It was like watching Miss South Carolina say "the Iraq--such as."COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials. PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our-- our

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...the end is very much nigh... I just agreed with Bill O'Reilly...

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So now that obvious has been confirmed and Clay Aiken is out of the closet it seems he has lost at least one fan:"I will never be able to listen to [Clay Aiken] sing, 'O Holy Night,' knowing he desires unholy nights." -NClayolina (via Defamer)This is one of those moments where I just sit, look at the screen and thank Jeebus that I have self-awareness and a screen name that doesn't mix North

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Sent from a DreamWorks staffer... the question on everyone's mind... just who the eff is Rosh Hashanah and why is she so damned important...Oy vey.

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Last night I went out with my two friends Cathedral and BlackLight (if you're new here- those are their super secret aliases...)Truth be told it was a teensy bit awkward because Cathedral and I had a silent feud going for like 8 weeks... and like most disputes that occur while drinking it involvedBoozeTrust fundsRepublicansMore boozeMisinterpretation of random text messagesClear insecurity

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I am definitely having one of those weeks...You know, the one's where the only obvious solution is to drink a gallon of extra dirty Bloody Marys, take a few NyQuil and just call do-overs...A little back-story, if I may.A month back my dogs decided that I simply occupied too much space on the bed... and at 2am I wasn't going to argue. So I packed my pillows, vacated my bed and started sleeping in

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I thought I was the only one...HALPERT/BEASLEY 08 via PostSecret

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Mine too.Check out PostSecret every Sunday.

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via Houston Chronicle

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Via NY MagazineEarlier I posted a fictional convo between Obama and President Bartlet... Now?Sarah Palin and Henry Kissinger...Best part?Kissinger: [Softly] You know, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Palin: I certainly don't think we should elect someone just because he is black, if that's what you mean.

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Via the NY TimesAaron Sorkin, the genius behind the world's best TV show (sorry, Gossip Girl) has conjured up a meeting between the fictional President Jed Bartlet and Barack Obama... and what follows is like manna from heaven. Seriously-- read it now.Here's a delicious exerpt:BARTLET GET ANGRIER! Call them liars, because that’s what they are... You were raised by a single mother on food stamps —

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Marrying Anderson Cooper is number 237 on my "Bucket List."AC, call me.

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...now if only wishing would make the Chargers immune to bogus-ass calls... Go Bolts.(P to the S: check out PostSecret every Sunday)

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With the Sarah Palin baby-name generator.Goodbye FancyPants hello-- Halter Grasshopper Palin...you down with HGP, yeah you know me...

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Find someone that loves Mad Men as much as me...It is the best show on television and IMPOSSIBLE to explain to someone who hasn't seen it. Which, apparently, is everyone I meet.Hey-- you. Watch it.PS- It's on Sundays on AMC.

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So... I turned 26 on Sunday... and to be honest it was a real yawner. I don't feel any different, I don't look any older...And then I go to Starbucks on a Tuesday night.To my right is a giggling group of college freshman... and the poor ass-pandas don't realize thata) they completely lack an "inside voice" --and---b) their vapid stories (about themselves, natch) are really, really lame."Once... I

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Via the Associated PressA small town has refused to allow a sexxxaerobics studio to be built because "municipal officials do not approve of the type of dance she teaches. They believe it is 'provocative,' full of sexual 'innuendo,' and too dangerous for their township."Dangerous?Dangerous like: Betty could give herself a concussion while trying to shake-it to Van Halen?Or Dangerous like: Betty's

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I would have totally live-blogged Sarah Palin's speech... here's what it might have looked like....oh look she's toned down the Cinemax After Dark sexy librarian look...pity. I was totally hoping she was going to rip off her glasses, shake our her hair and writhe around to "Pour Some Sugar on Me." ...damn that accent...makes me want to put forks in her eyes....here we go with the family intros...

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So after this month's Young Dems meeting, per usual, we headed over to Joe Blue's to have a drink or five... and this time partake in the trainwreck that is the Republican Convention.First obstacle: Getting the tatted-up hipster bartender to let us actually watch it... it seems that she instituted a "no-politics" rule after some previous ruckus... after the promise of no shenanigans she turned on

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Enjoy the next 4 years.

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After driving through a hurricane...(okay, the threat of one coming on shore in a few days) I finally arrived at the boyfriend's office.Yes... the office. He's very important and has to work... even when his girlfriend is in town.While he finished his work I grabbed my fashionably ironic "summer scarf" and a blanket and slept in an office chair... waking up only to mumble something to Jack

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Dear Sarah,Thanks for being the shittiest VP-pick ever. It was getting kinda old.Sincerely,Dan Quayle

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"Did you see McCain's VP pick" my friend texts me.I'm sure I should have been listening to talk radio on my trip and not REO Speedwagon...Sarah Palin... are you effing kidding me? I'm not sure whether I should scream in delight or throw-up in my hair. I find it incomprehensible that a man with one foot in the grave picks an Alaskan Barbie Doll to hold missle codes...Had I but known that all it

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I wake up at 6am on Friday morning and start packing for my trip to see the boyfriend. As I am absent-mindedly stuffing clothes into a suitcase I start hearing an unnecessarily cheerful weatherman talking about Hurricane Gustav...Delightful, I'm going to drive into a damn hurricane... or WORSE... I'm going to have to evacuate... and trust me, there aren't enough cigarettes in the free-world and

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Ah youth... The only time in your life where you can email someone DAY-OF an ask them to host a party for 60.I can honestly say that while Obama was giving the speech of his lifetime I was mopping my floor, arranging a fruit and dessert tray, lighting candles like it was a fucking seance and trying to make my house look like I hadn't just spent 4 hours scrubbing it...

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You complete me. PS- I got my text message at like 8am... they must have known I voted for HC in the primary...

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FancyPants + Young Democrat Mixers = Eating pancakes at 1am to soak up booze.If you live in the Greater San Antonio area, stop on by... if only because I took a dress to the dry-cleaners for the occasion.ZEN Bar221 E. Houston6:30pm

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Utah politician seals deal with horse kiss

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Via TMZ (check out the sweet video)How fabulous is this? In 2002 Rielle Hunter competed on the game show Lingo with Chuck Woolery (that's a blast from the past)... and get this her hobbies included yoga and chanting...

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Via NYPostALBANY - A married upstate assemblyman got caught with his virtual pants down - busted by XXX-rated e-mails he dashed off to a 19-year-old intern in which the besotted lawmaker admired the teen's "little cheerleader move" and longed to be her "human lollipop."I guess it's better than trying to hook-up with an underage page...Here's some deliciousness from an email entitled "I wish":that

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Via Burnt Orange Report and Lone Star ProjectSo it appears that State Rep. Frank Corte (TX-122 and House Republican Caucus Chair) has a little 'splainin' to do.You see the address he listed on his candidate application, ethics reports and even his driver's license turns out to be... wait for it... a VACANT LOT.So either, Corte is a big fibber-- or he is living Little House on the Prairie-style in

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Dear Barack,Pick someone already.Sincerely,The entire world.

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As I am writing this-- I am holding back a pretty unattractive gag-reflex...There is a long convoluted story as to how I got to trying not to vomit on myself... but here is the short version.Jack chews on his bandage.I try to get him to stop.I buy a bottle of "Bitter Yuck" to spray on the bandage.He runs.I tackle.I hold him down and spray.The spray is a fine vapor mist that covers my entire

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Check out PostSecret here I miss him too.

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Debate coaches lose cool, 1 pulls down his pants As someone who was a total Debate Team Loser in high-school, this cracks me up. Apparently two college coaches got pissed during the quarterfinals of a competition and, well, mooning ensued... not exactly the kind of eloquent, existential smackdowns that I prefer...Best part of the story? This line: "An eight-minute segment of the argument, in

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Via Associated Press"...Jennifer Lynn Rosenburg was arrested Wednesday and accused of child endangerment.Police stopped a minivan Wednesday that had turned into a driveway without using a turn signal and then ran into the home at a low speed. The driver was Rosenburg's 12-year-old daughter, who said she had just dropped off her mother at a bar..."What's the world coming to... if warm-blooded

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Via Austin American StatesmanIn response to rumor that an ad claiming she once bounced a check was going to run, state rep candidate Donna Keel released her credit score: 799 (and according to the AAS that is better than 99.83% of the rest of us)She also released the following statement: "I have personal finance records going back 20 years. Not only have I not bounced a check, I've never been

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Via Houston ChronicleIn a rare win for good people across the world, a Houston jury has rejected the claim of a flight attendant that Victoria Osteen (wife of uber-smiley tv-evangelist Joel) gave her a holy-smackdown on a Continental flight.Seriously, if I can't rough-up my stewardesses then I'm just not going to fly... and if I have to ask you one more time for another gin and tonic I'm going

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Via the Associated PressXENIA, OHIO — Burger King Corp. said Tuesday it had parted ways with an employee who was recorded taking a soapy bath in a utility sink in one of its restaurants in a video that ended up on his MySpace page.The nearly four-minute video, which was posted online Thursday, shows the man taking the bath to celebrate his birthday. In the video, shot by another worker, the

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When my dog pees on the floor and I give her a treat, I'm told that I am reinforcing bad behavior...So, I'm feeling a little guilty about linking up to a Rush Limbaugh story... except... that the guy is straight-up batshit crazy... with a hefty sprinkle of misogyny. Take a peek (via media bistro)Now, that's as far as I'm going to go...It just seems to me that Edwards might be attracted to a woman

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Tax-Free Weekend is a special few days before the start of the new school year where sales tax is waived on most school-y products and clothes... and hence, madness ensues.Dear Frantic Parents at Tax Free Weekend,Just a quick primer on how to avoid the wrath of 20-somethings just trying to get their shop on:Do not bring your god-forsaken stroller into the store if you intend to use it to block

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Check out PostSecret (with new secrets every Sunday) hereWhen I'm at home and putting around the house, I always say "excuse me" or "pardon me" when passing my dogs... I'd really hate for them to tell their friends at day-camp that their Mom is a rude bitch... (get it?)

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So the cute-as-a-button Chinese girl that sang at the Olympics Opening Ceremony is a faker... and warm-blooded Americans are pissed... Seriously, the nation that brought you Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson wants you to be cranky that a Chinese girl with effed-up teeth wasn't allowed to show her face on camera... WTF. Isn't that the whole premise of putting Carnie Wilson (of Wilson Phillips fame

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Was looking at my "Google Analytics"I love that Googling "nose nachos" somehow sent one intrepid reader my way-- Welcome.Sorry, that you were probably disappointed.

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Via ABC NewsEdwards Admits Sexual Affair; Lied as Presidential CandidateSweet American Baby Jesus... I don't know what I find even more distasteful... the pathetic infidelity with an "aspiring filmmaker" or the soul-crushing look on the bright side admission that at least his wife's incurable cancer was in remission when said affair was occurring... I'm sure that's comforting to his wife. I also

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Autographed Copy of Plato's RepublicDate: 2008-07-09, 11:00AM CDT1st edition of The Republic signed by its author. There is of course a reasonable amount of wear and tear, (light highlighting and underlining, dog-eared pages, back cover missing, etc.), but it is in overall good condition considering its age. First come first serve

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At the request of friends I have started a series of posts about navigating the murky waters of political dating... nicknamed by me POPD (or, the Pitfalls of Political Dating)... as always feel free to recommend topics and look for this series to be cross-posted on the Young Dems blog...eventually... if I'm not single by then...Cell Phone Totem PoleLately, I have been forced to get my ego in

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So GW went to Houston to host a fundraiser for some yahoo... and stealthily someone recorded it... but you already know that, right?If "Wall Street Got Drunk" it's because Phil Gramm and his "fancy instruments" were tending bar...Did I mention, that the yahoo who was having the fundraiser used to WORK for Philly G? Did I mention that my tax money was used for this fundraiser... and I didn't even

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As the LA Times reported here when GW rides off into the sunset-- he will be leaving one helluva a parting gift for the next Prez...and by that I mean a $482 Billion (with a B) National Debt... and being the well-bred southern girl I decided to write a thank you note.Dear Mr. President,I just wanted to take a few minutes to thank you for the wonderful gift. A half-a-trillion dollar debt-- how

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Visit PostSecret hereI would totally rock the Dylan 'fro... but sadly, I would look more like the Jackson Five than the Tambourine Man...

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Even Stormtroopers need a day of R&R. Darth was at the bottom wearing a fanny-pack and taking snapshots for the family album on Flickr.

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Via the APBERLIN — No one had ordered strippers for the 30th birthday party — but the two policemen who arrived after midnight to quiet the raucous celebration found themselves greeted by a round of applause.Female partygoers in western Germany mistook the real-life officers for fake ones who entertain parties by peeling off enticing man-in-uniform outfits...The partygoers had not ordered

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Jack went to his Vet today for his first follow-up visit and did great. He didn't freak out, let the nurse change his bandage and is recovering well. We have another visit on Thursday-- but after that the Vet might allow for once a week visits ( a nice surprise for me and my pocketbook).Of course, if you ask Jack-- he's scheduled for an amputation and is on his death-bed. This means that he takes

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Via Perez HiltonBrooke Hogan (tranny-tastic daughter of the Hulk) on voting:"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people

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Check out Post SecretI guess if there was a good reason to let someone off with a warning, it's this...I got to keep my grandfather, and he got a new heart because of an organ donor(5-27-00)... the same day I graduated from High School. It will always be the best present I ever received.

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Good morning,Just a quick note about my weekend.Friday, my dog Jack injured his leg while playing at my parent's house. He has been in and out of the pet ER-- and will require 6 to 8 weeks of 3x a week vet visits. He seems to be in a great spirits and didn't even cry (though there was a 3 inch gaping hole in his leg). Me? Let's just say...um...hysterical.Boyfriend has been incredibly supportive

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Via CNNSeriously, I have no idea how to respond to this one. Straight from the GOP-playbook of fear mongering (though most Repubs I know aren't this low) is this idiot that thinks invoking the image of 9/11 is the best way to move votes...The image (you can see it here) is of a smoking twin tower and the message to not vote for a Democrat. What a way to trivialize the horror of that day and the

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Dear Friends,After about 5 years of living on my own I have accumulated a lot of shit treasure... and while I whole-heartedly embrace rampant consumerism... I have found that I have a closet full of clothes and no Louis Vuitton Speedy 30.Instead of donating plasma, using the old credit card, or just dating married men... I have decided to go the route of middle-class America... I'm having a

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My favorite this week... I completely identify... just like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree...PS- If you've never been to Post Secret, visit.

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FancyMom was selected to go on a pilgrimage to France with 40+ coworkers... and it starts in Paris. C'est manifique.Oui Oui.

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Dear Dr. Phil,I don't understand why you would think we're a nation of whiners... I mean with the economy doing so well I just purchased my fifth home, paid off all of my student loans, hopped a 10am flight to LA (and checked my bags!) where I got a free club soda, my dog doesn't have any fleas, children all have comprehensive health insurance, I can eat a freakin' tomato without fear of disease.

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via Houston Politics BlogJohn Cornyn sent out what might possibly be the world's most unnecessarily verbose (seriously, 3 pages??) press release today with the most distinctively awesome title EVER:Sen. Cornyn: Congress Whistling Past the Medicare GraveyardEventually, I'll attempt to read the entire presser...but until then I will giggle at the wordsmith (term used very lightly) that thought

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Dear Republican National Committee,You guys are funny... Obama/Change/Coins... it's all very clever... so is that precious sans-serif font and microscopic website... it's all just too delightful. I like how you expertly play to the people's fear of The Great Depression 2.0, that's pretty masterful...Just one thing, though: Aren't you guys the jerks that got us into this mess anyway...? Is there

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Dear Wednesday, we're through.I'm ready to call it a day-- I am especially SO OVER:My dogs waking up at 1:37am and refusing to come inside until 2amMy dogs punishing me for yelling at them by whizzing on the floorStepping in said whizzTeam luncheons where the only topic of discussion is fear-mongering speculation of the next to be fired...Team luncheons where I try (and usually fail) not to make

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Dear Friends,I have been railroaded politely asked to be a frequent blogger for my local chapter of the Young Democrats... as well as Chair of a created on the spot very important committee......I can forsee this all going pretty badly... especially when my super-secret boyfriend reads the unabashed(read: brilliant) musings of a local politcal princess... and then realizes it's his girlfriend

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... this has to be the best picture of a politico-- ever. I love how Al throws the deuce so existentially...

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Today has been pretty heinous...6:32am George Carlin is dead... this has not been a good week for people I like on TV. First Tim and now George... swear... if anything happens to Fergie or Pope Benedict I'm gonna lose it.6:45am I am running late, and rushing through my shower when I feel a scurry across my perfectly pedicured feet... am greeted by the sight of an insect (the species of which I

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I hate going to the gym... it's such an ordeal. Just to get in the door I have to: find a cute outfit, match my sneaks, take off my makeup and reapply gym appropriate makeup, put my hair in a ponytail and sync my iPod...Luckily, I have created the "FancyPants iPod Playlist of Splendor..."1. Shut up and let me go, The Ting TingsI call this my emo-cheerleader anthem2. Thriller, MJYeah yeah... I was

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After dealing the LA Losers, I mean, Lakers a soul crushing defeat... the Boston Celtics are NBA Champs...I think Lady V's purple tutu was what did them in... besides the massive suckage.I'm sure all of my Laker friends cried themselves to sleep with their Kobe cardboard cutouts and a bottle of Zima.

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Courtesy of the Associated Press: Woman who branded ex-lover gets 5 yearsIn a nutshell psycho-girl thought the appropriate response to a man not calling was to fashion a wire into the letter "R" and burn him until he called you... What I like even better is that she got her "now-boyfriend" to assist her in the branding... even better?? No one knows what the "R" was for... a random psycho... I

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Dear friends,I checked my Google Analytics today and I have 35 readers... Needless to say I am quite impressed with my own mediocrity... and I mean that with true sincerity.But more surprising than the number of people who mosey by to read the musings of one FancyPants-- are the ways they get here... namely Google Searches... read the top google searches after the jump.1. Miley Cyrus, that little

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Momma needs a new pair of shoes...

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In no particular order... that would be far too committal for me...1. Summertime, Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong --The haunting horn and the smooth sound of Ella give me chills every time I hear it. If I could change one thing about my life, I would want to sing like Ella.2. What a Wonderful World, Louis Armstrong --I can’t help but tear up… not to be macabre—but this is my funeral song.3.

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I was told by my boyfriend that when he was a lad (and blogger) that his favorite posts were "Top Ten Lists" and "Doonsbury" cartoons...I'm not that geeky, so no political cartoons... and I'm not that interesting so I'm a little apprehensive about the lists... perhaps a "Top Ten Reasons to Not Have Top Ten Lists?"

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Via the Houston Chronicle: I only quoted a small piece, read the rest."A drug dealernamed The Spider is wondering why hisJesus Christ still hasn't appeared inDallas.Thanks to an unusual bust byfederal agents in Laredo, they'renot going to connect.Drug traffickers mixed asmuch as six pounds of the illicit white powder into a paste and used it tomake a regal statue of the Christian savior,complete

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I am extraordinarily lame. Fridays, for me, usually mean coming home at 5 and packing the dogs up for a visit to see my folks. I like going home... I get pedicures, good food, a dose of familial drama and lots of church. This weekend my parents were MIA and so I was forced to actually :::gasp::: socialize. It went like this:**QFOC's dog, Hannibal (no alias for him-- bad dog) decided that it was

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I always have a good time when my buddy Cathedral and I go out... we share a fondness for being a hater, really crappy late 90s music (Fuel, anyone?) and chain-smoking... we're basically twins separated by birth-- if you don't count the language barrier, geography and Southern debutante manners (sorry, bro). I arrive at Happy Hour and discover that my friend (Alias: Blacklight) has not only

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It seems the wife of Kobe Bryant, Lady V herself seems that purple tutus are completely acceptable attire... and if anyone disagrees well they can eat it.I guess it doesn't help that your man is hookin' up with a younger, hotter girl and he didn't even give you the obligatory "sorry I'm a cheating bastard" 4carat diamond.Via: StyleDash and PerezI'm particularly torn about this one.In my

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Via the Associated Press"...An Israeli couple going on a European vacation remembered to take their duty-free shopping and their 18 suitcases, but forgot their 3-year-old daughter at the airport...the parents were unaware they had boarded the aircraft with only four children instead of five until they were informed by cabin staff after 40 minutes in the air"Knowing that your parents remembered to

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FancyPants was in attendance for the Young Democrats meeting last night-- where, like usual, I got a touch tipsy...HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE EVENINGDowning 2 glasses of Pinot (during the meeting)Making my friend (Alias: Cathedral) laugh into his shirt at a feces jokeForcing my friend (Alias: Turkey Meatloaf) to purchase me orange juice and Absolut-- aplentyMarvelling at how Turkey Meatloaf looks "in

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My first ticket... exactly one month after my 18th birthday... I got it for speeding in a school zone.Fast forward seven years, in that time I hadn't seen hide nor hair of Johnny Law... and then in the span of two weeks I get not one, but two speeding tickets...My first reaction... how is this possible, I drive a Toyota Camry from 700BC... I don't think it is physically capable of speeding... and

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Today at exactly 4:59pm I will leave the office and make the nearly 4-hour-long journey to see the boyfriend... in a rented Kia.Yep... this is why I'm hot.Since the boyfriend has been busy working on the Congressman's campaign I haven't see much of him... in fact, we last saw each other for Easter......am pondering a super-secret Alias for the Congressman. So far all I have Dr. Strangelove.So if

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